The Difference Between Flu & Man Flu

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Man Flu has taken hold many times in our household.

It’s bad enough with a husband who has asthma and diabetes, and is prone to picking up any bug that’s going around.

But with two sons, no doubt I’ll be privy to it a lot in the future.

So I consider myself something of an expert when it comes to the symptoms, and how Man Flu differentiates itself from your everyday flu bug.

With temperatures plummeting and research revealing Man Flu is sweeping the UK, it’s important to understand it, and to know what to look for.

Here’s what I’ve observed:

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Flu: The first sign of it and the sufferer soldiers on, hoping it’s just a sniffle and will go away

Man Flu: The first sign of it and the sufferer has to take to his (sick) bed, protesting that he’s near death

 

 

 

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Flu: A couple of hot drinks and some Paracetamol are taken, as the patient continues with daily life

Man Flu: This is immune to all medicines and only a minimum of seven days in bed, making as much fuss as possible, will see it pass. So why bother treating it?

 

 

 

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Flu: Any tea and sympathy is gratefully accepted, but the afflicted person initially shrugs it off as “only a cold”

Man Flu: It requires full-on attention from the sufferer’s nearest and dearest – nay, it demands it!

 

 

 

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Flu: After a few days of feeling like death warmed up, the patient may take a day to rest and recuperate, feeling guilty about leaving them in the lurch at work

Man Flu: Ask the sufferer to do anything and you’re a heartless wench who doesn’t feel his pain. Why aren’t you serving him soup and mopping his sweaty brow? He can’t possibly lift a finger to do anything while he’s fighting off this bad boy.

 

 

 

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Flu: As strength begins to return, it’s straight back to work, popping echinacea and eating lots of fruit for vitamin C

Man Flu: There’s no point in rushing these things, is there? Once he starts feeling better, the demands just get louder and more shrill as the afflicted fella declares he’s still “feeling a tad weak” and better stay between the sheets for a few more days

 

 

 

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Flu: A few days after it has passed, it’s completely forgotten

Man Flu: It will always be referred to as “that time I almost died” ….until he’s afflicted with it again!

 

 

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7 Thoughts on “The Difference Between Flu & Man Flu

  1. LOL this is so true. Just brilliant and has made me giggle this afternoon :)
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  2. I am laughing so much to this, so very, very true :-)
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  3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ….. I have no words. Genius!
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  4. It is just amazing to me that the moment dh feels a little dodgy he takes to our bed! Mich x
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  5. THIS! *knocks on wood in case Karma bites my arse and strickens me with flu*
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  6. Ha ha – this made me laugh, especially as I have a man flu sufferer sat next to me on the settee right now!
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  7. Hee hee, yes, it’s at times of man-flu that I like to bring up the topic of 48+ hours in labour… Just stopping by to say a big thank you for your support yesterday, I really appreciate it, Luci xx

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